Start a Record Label

left and saw a dog humping a cactus when i realize i was hungry. so i went home and made a mayo and spam sandwich on a hot dog bun. that **** was soooooooooo good. after i ate i was as sharp as a marble when i thought to myself i should start a record label after i take a dump. so when i was all cleared out i could think better and i went to the store to get tampons. but when i was in the checkout lane i realize i was broke so i went to the ***** bank and wacked off. and (light bulb) thats …